How to build a Social Networking Site in 12 Easy Steps:

1) Get a GOOD domain name (seriously
what kind of name is Twitter?)

2) Hire a team of programmers to
customize it with your own theme
personal vision, layout.

3) Fire that team of programmers
and find ones that can actually
do what you have in mind. At a
far higher cost.

4) Pay them.

5) Pay them more.

6) Find original programmers
who inexpicably wove code
in such a way as to be
impossible to back engineer.

7) Pay them to send that code
to new programmers.

Pay new programmers to weave
old code into new system.

9) Test it on friends who let you know
that all they get is a blank page
with “404 Error Page Not Found”

10) Consider hunting down the creator
of Facebook for pretending it was
so EASY and give him a little
“face time” of your own.

11) Get word from programmers that
it works beautifully, Hooray! Send Mom
so she can be your first “friend”
find out that technical glitch redirects
to porn site.

12) Pay programmers. Tell them to go to
!@#^%. Go back to your Lawn Care job.

OR…..

Do it all in ONE simple step…get this:

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Site up and running just like that.

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at a ridiculous price.

They’re going fast, grab yours
while you can…

Chad Van Norman

P.S. IM’ers were *Tweeting* before it was all
the rage and all over the news…early adoption
is key. Don’t be left out of the next innovations
in social networking…get a place at the table:

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